•  

    Big Fart!
    There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.

    So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, "Big chief, no fart."

    The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tomorrow to tell him what happened.

    The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."

    The doctor gives him 10 cans of beans this time.

    The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."

    The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans.

    The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, "Big chief, no fart."

    The doctor gives him 1,000 cans of beans and says, "If this doesn't work then nothing will."

    The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.

    The doctor anxiously asked, "Well, did it work?"

    The messenger boy says, "Big fart, no chief!"
  • Wrong Question Wrong Question John and Mike are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mike replies, 'Why don't you ask the...
  • Drinking Ass Drinking Ass An Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil.
    'As an example,' he stated during his sermon, 'If you were...
  • Fried Eggs! Fried Eggs! A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
    'Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at...
  • Mule for Sale? Mule for Sale? Farmer Joe had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Joe's wife...
  • The Undertaker! The Undertaker! A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said...