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    Nose Picking
    As Joe was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old daughter was having a great time playing on the bed.

    At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, he reached out and stuck her fingers in his mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before he rushed out of the room again.

    When Joe returned, his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face and tears streaming down her face...

    Joe said, "What's wrong honey?"

    Dejected, sad and broken, she looked up at him and said, "Daddy, where's my booger?
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