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    Anything?
    A student comes to the office of a young professor. Before entering, the lovely young lady glances in both directions down the hall, then closes his door behind her and kneels down before him, pleadingly.

    "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

    "I mean", she whispers, "I would do... Anything!"

    He returns her gaze, "Anything?"

    "Yes,... anything", she says!

    His voice softens, "Anything?"

    "Anything", she repeats again.

    His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you be willing to ... study?"
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