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    Psychic Chat
    A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

    The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

    The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, "Grandma? Is that you?"

    "Yes granddaughter, it's me."

    "It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeats.

    "Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

    The woman pauses a moment, "Grandma, I have just one question for you."

    "Anything, my child."

    "When did you learn to speak English?"
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