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    Thai Restaurant
    Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant.

    While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian section of the menu.

    "What would you like Santa?" he asked.

    "I’m looking at this Eggplant Spicy dish," Santa replied.

    "Santa, you like meat and potatoes. You won’t like that dish," Banta said.

    "What do you know," answered Santa, "I'm getting it."

    "Santa, I'm telling you, you are a meat and potatoes kind of guy. You won’t like it!" Banta exclaimed.

    "I’m getting it and that is the last word!" says Santa.

    A short while later the meals arrive at the table.

    Santa looks down and his dish and says to Banta, “Where are my eggs?”
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