• Nude Masterpiece
    There was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He specialized in nudes, and had been working on what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.

    As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.

    He told her not to bother, as he felt pretty bad with a cold he had been fighting. He told her that he would pay her for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot tea and then, off to bed.

    The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least I can do."

    He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too. They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door open and close, then some familiar footsteps.

    "Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife, Quick! Take all your clothes off."
  • Lost Tourist Lost Tourist A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for directions. Santa told him how to get to Shimla. The man wanted to talk a bit so...
  • Modern Marriage Modern Marriage Nikhil and Mona were newlyweds. Nikhil thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon...
  • Organic Food Organic Food The other day, it was my turn to prepare dinner, so I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables. She came back rather upset...
  • Gold Watch Gold Watch A judge was instructing the jury that because a witness changed his statement after giving it to the police, he should not necessarily be regarded as untruthful...
  • Priest`s Affair Priest`s Affair Charlie was responsible for taking up the offerings at a local church. One Sunday, after the service, the priest counted the money and found there was less than...
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