Habits Die Hard!

"Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
"I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!"
“No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!"
Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...!

More Universal Jokes

Two asses met in a market; one ass asked the other, ‘Why have you become so weak and sullen, doesn`t your owner treat you well?’
The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me...

Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered...

Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he...

Banta bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend.
He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in evening. But he did not...

Quotes

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

Trivia

Not all IMAX screens are created equal.
Biggest Screen: 75' x 97'
Many multiplexes: 24' x 47'

Graffiti

Don't steal. That's the government's job.