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    "Throw the baby down!" shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.
    "I won`t!" she yelled back. "You might drop him!"
    “No, I won`t!" he shouted back. "I m a professional goalkeeper!"
    Reassured, the woman dropped her baby to the footballer, who immediately bounced the child three times and kicked him over the garden wall...!
  • Jurassic Park! Jurassic Park! Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered...
  • For a job! Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he...
  •  Reverse gear ! Reverse gear ! Banta bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandhar to meet his friend.
    He reached Jalandhar in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in evening. But he did not...
  • Hold up! A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other former Presidents, Neelam Sanjiva Reddy and R. Venkataraman were also present. Suddenly a group...
  • Grandfather or Grandmother Banta`s eldest daughter had been taken to the delivery room in a hospital and he was anxiously waiting outside, when he heard the crying of a newborn babe. A few minutes later...