Hurts to touch!
    Santa went to a doctor and said, "Doctor, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts"
    The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.
    The doctor was surprised and asked Santa to touch his head. Santa touched his head and jumped in agony.
    The doctor asked him to touch his knee and the same thing happened. Everywhere Santa touched, it hurt like hell.
    The doctor was stumped and ordered an complete examination with X-rays, etc and told Santa to come back after two days.
    Santa came back two days later and the doctor said," We have found your problem."
    "Oh yes? What is it?" asked Santa.
    "You have broken your finger!" replied the doctor.
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