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    Santa is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
    "Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour, but yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."
  • Hurts to touch! Hurts to touch! Santa went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts'
    The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.The doctor was surprised and asked Santa to touch his head. Santa touched his head and...
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    The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me...
  • Jurassic Park! Jurassic Park! Banta went to see the movie Jurassic Park, which was running to packed houses in Chandigarh. One of the shots showed the dinosaurs running directly towards the audience and Banta lowered...
  • For a job! Santa was flling up a application for a job. He promptly filled the columns captioned name, age, address, etc. Then he...