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    One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
    On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be Santa . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc .
    Then authorities questioned : Santa, are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person.
    Santa said : Exactly, that is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
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    The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.The doctor was surprised and asked Santa to touch his head. Santa touched his head and...
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    The other ass replied, ‘No, my owner makes me...