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    Ringing bells !
    Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
    The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
    "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But.. What happened to your other ear?"
    "The scoundrel called back."
  • Following the idiot? One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
    On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be...
  • Jesus... Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was Santa, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon...
  • Examination... Santa is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his...
  • Patriotism!!! Mum: 'Andy, where are you off to now?' Rahul:'I`m going to join the army.'Mum: 'But...
  • Hurts to touch! Hurts to touch! Santa went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts'
    The doctor asked Santa to touch his elbow. Santa touched his elbow and winced in genuine pain.The doctor was surprised and asked Santa to touch his head. Santa touched his head and...