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    Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing again.
    Banta: Santa what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down?
    Santa: I am singing the B side.
  • The boss! A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: 'The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars'. 'Why, does the parrot cost so much' asks the first man. The owner replied...
  • Following the idiot? One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
    On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be...
  • Jesus... Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was Santa, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon...
  • Examination... Santa is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his...
  • Patriotism!!! Mum: 'Andy, where are you off to now?' Rahul:'I`m going to join the army.'Mum: 'But...