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    Banta finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam.
    For that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!"


    Contributed by:- Latika Mahar
    email address:- eternalpeace_2001@yahoo.com
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