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    Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition before they start. So, he asked Banta to go in front of the car to check the headlights. Santa switched the headlights on.
    Banta told "Yeah! It is working!"
    Then Santa switched on the High beam.
    Banta told "Yeah! It is working!”
    Santa asked Banta to go to the rear side of the car to check the brake lights. Santa slammed on the brake and Banta yelled
    "Yeah! It is working!”
    Santa wanted to check the Left indicator. He put the left indicator.
    Then Banta started "It is working! ooops! It is not working... It is working! ooops... It is not working! ...
  • Hard Drive! Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic that day does not feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta is...
  • B side... Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing...
  • Ringing bells ! Ringing bells ! Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.
    The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered...
  • The boss! A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: 'The parrot on the left costs 500 dollars'. 'Why, does the parrot cost so much' asks the first man. The owner replied...
  • Following the idiot? One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified.
    On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be...