Punjabi and Bengali Patriotrism
|Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask ...|
|Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... |
'Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure ...
|A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!'<...|
|Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on h...|
|A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, 'What is your name and address ?''I am Santa, of no fixed address.'The cop turns to Ban...|
|Student: 'How long do you want this report to be?' Teacher: 'I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady`s dress...|
|A farmerís wife was terribly jealous. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection. When she would find even a sing...|
|Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition befor...|
|Banta finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam.For that he replied 'Exam was okay, but...|
|Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic...|
|Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing...|
|Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.|
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered...
|A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away. At the funeral house, the African woman kept cryi...|
|Banta is lying across the rail tracks with a bottle of Whisky and a tandoori chicken within reach. A passerby asks, "Banta ji, why are you lying ...|
|A visitor to the capital approached a man at a bus stand and asked, "Sir, will this bus go to Connaught Place?"|
"Ya," replied the man.
|Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.|
"Santa ji you we...
|Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.|
"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questio...