Punjabi and Bengali Patriotrism
|Santa finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he s in serious financial trouble. He is so desperate that he decides to ask ...|
|Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... |
'Well, Bill, I`m really confused on this call. I m not sure ...
|A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!'<...|
|Nawab sahab has been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on h...|
|A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, 'What is your name and address ?''I am Santa, of no fixed address.'The cop turns to Ban...|
|Student: 'How long do you want this report to be?' Teacher: 'I would like you to think of this paper much like a lady`s dress...|
|A farmerís wife was terribly jealous. Evening after evening, she subjected her husband to a searching inspection. When she would find even a sing...|
|Santa and Banta wanted to go for camping. They attached the trailer to the Car. Santa wanted to make sure that the car is in good condition befor...|
|Banta finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam.For that he replied 'Exam was okay, but...|
|Santa and Banta are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa being energetic...|
|Santa and Banta were sitting on a tree and Santa was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa hung himself upside down and started singing...|
|Santa with two red ears went to his doctor.|
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered...
|Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.|
"Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questio...
|Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?|
RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.
Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha...
|Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.|
The boss looked him over carefully. "The sort of person we need for this j...
|Santa was spending some of his hard-earned cash on a luxury cruise and was given a table with a Frenchman. At their first meal together, the Fren...|
|Banta wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. In frustration Banta called his bank help line.|