At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunken guy asking what time the bar opens.
    "It opens at noon," answers the clerk.
    About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even drunker.
    "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
    "Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.
    Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?"
    The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can`t wait, I can have room service send something up to you."
    "Oh! No... I don`t want to git in... Ah want to git OUT!!!"
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    The mechanical engineer, said, 'I think the car...
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