|Teacher enters the classroom and asks the grade two students to learn some farm yard animal noises so they could perform them at the school assembly.|
The day comes quickly and it was Grade Two's turn to impress the rest of the school. The teacher introduces them
"Mary, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Proud as punch Mary says, "Yes miss......mooooooo!"
"Michael, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Grinning ear to ear he replies, "Yes miss......oink oink oink!"
"Sally, can you do a farmyard noise?" Jumping on the spot she says, "Yes miss......cluck, cluck!"
"Johnny, can you do a farmyard noise?"
Johnny was quiet for a while then says "Yep"
"Well can you show us?" Prods the teacher
"Ok then.............Johnny get of the ****ing tractor you little ****!"