• The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
    Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
    Lallo : Oh yes! In most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
    Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
    Lallo : I have removed all windows due to increased burglaries in our house.
    Gates (Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
    Lallo : OPERATION ? Yes I had a Hernia operation last month.
    Gates (Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
    Lallo : Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
    Gates : By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
    Lallo : We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
    Gates (Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
    Lallo : My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
    Gates (Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
    Lallo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
    Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
    Lallo : I have exhuasted all my leave.
    Gates : I have no energy left let us go out and have a bite.
    Lallo : BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
    Gates : (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting.Please wait............."
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