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    Banta, “All of the thrill is gone from my marriage.”

    Santa, “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"

    Banta, “But what if my wife finds out?”

    Santa, “Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and just tell her about it.”

    Banta goes home to his wife and says, “Preeto, I think an affair will help bring us closer together.”

    Preeto, “Forget it, I’ve already tried that. It didn’t work.”
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