|Banta, “All of the thrill is gone from my marriage.”|
Santa, “Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?"
Banta, “But what if my wife finds out?”
Santa, “Heck, this is a new age we live in. Go ahead and just tell her about it.”
Banta goes home to his wife and says, “Preeto, I think an affair will help bring us closer together.”
Preeto, “Forget it, I’ve already tried that. It didn’t work.”