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    A man and his friend meet at the clubhouse and decide to play a round of golf. The man has a little dog with him, and on the first green, when he sinks a 20-foot putt, the little dog starts to yip, stands up on its hind legs and walks around in circles.

    Amazed, the friend says, “Wow, that dog is really talented! What does he do if you miss a putt?”

    “Somersaults,” the man says.

    “Somersaults!” the friend exclaims.

    “That’s incredible. How many does he do?”

    “It all depends on how hard I kick him.”
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