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    Night Classes
    During work, John and William were chatting:

    John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.

    William: oh!

    John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?

    William: No

    John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.

    The next day, the same discussion took place:

    John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?

    William: No

    John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

    The next day, once again:

    John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?

    William: No

    John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

    This time, William got irritated and said: "And you, do you know who is George Hunt?"

    John: No

    William: He's the guy enjoying with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this...
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