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    Wife`s Birthday
    Santa thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary.

    He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to Jeetoo on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband."

    Jeeto was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when Santa came home, kissed her and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, where'd you get them?"
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    "Now, now, dear...
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