Wrong Number!
    On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

    "Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

    The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

    "No," replied the trainee.

    "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

    The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?"

    "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

    "Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.
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