Wrong Number!

On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:

"Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No," replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Thank F**K for that!" replied the trainee and slammed down the phone.

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