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    CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.

    Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.

    Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

    Your wife called, she wants her sign back!
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