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    Two goobers were talking.

    One was explaining to the other how the Lord often compensates for a person's natural deficiencies.

    "You see," he said, "If someone is a bit blind he might have a very good sense of hearing, or if his sense of taste has gone, he may have a keen sense of smell."

    "I agree with you," said the other. "I've always noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just that little bit longer."
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