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    Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.

    "Great," Rita exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

    "Wonderful," Nancy replied. "I'll go with you."
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