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    The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.

    At the end of his talk he asked confidently, "And where do you want to go?"

    "Heaven!" they shouted in unison.

    Now on a roll he asked, "And what do you have to be to get there?"

    "Dead!" was one boy’s immediate reply.
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