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    The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

    The husband started glowing with happiness and kissing his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world."

    "I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow morning my mother moves in with us," she replied.
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