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    The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...

    Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

    Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

    Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.

    Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!
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