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    Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.

    "I'll go into town for a doctor," Banta says.

    He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby.

    "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little 'x' where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."

    Banta runs back to his friend, who is in agony.

    "What did the doctor say?" Santa asks.

    "He says you're gonna die."
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