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    One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can`t figure out how to start it."

    Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"

    The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it`s a tiger."

    The friend figures he`s pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She let him in and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box.

    He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I`m not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture ofthat tiger."

    "Second, I`d advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!
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