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    Beautiful Models
    Santa and Banta were looking at a catalog and admiring the models.

    Santa says to the Banta, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

    Banta replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"

    Santa says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

    Banta smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too."

    Three weeks later, Banta asks Santa, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the catalog?"

    Santa replies, "No, but it shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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