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    Somewhat skeptical of his son's newfound determination to become the next Charles Atlas, the father nevertheless followed the teenager over to the weight-lifting department.

    "Please, Dad," whined the boy, "I promise I'll use them every day."

    "I don't know, Michael. It's really a big commitment on your part," the father pointed out.

    "Please, Dad?"

    "They're not cheap either."

    "I'll use them Dad, I promise. You'll see."

    Finally won over, the father paid for the equipment and headed for the door.

    From the corner of the store he heard his son yell, "What! You mean I have to carry them to the car?!"
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