Sexy Secretary

A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, especially when she walked.

Her young, aggressive boss motioned her into his office one afternoon and closed the door.

Pointing to her tightly covered derriere, he asked, "Is that for sale?"

"Of course not!" she snapped angrily, blushing furiously.

Unchanged, he replied quietly, "Then, I suggest you quit advertising it."

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Quotes

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Trivia

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Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.