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    George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace.

    George offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is.

    George said, "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress.

    Sam just shook his head at Joe and started towards the women determined to finish his round of golf.

    Preparing to ask the ladies to hurry their game he too stopped short and turned around.

    George asked, "What's wrong?"

    Sam replies, "It's a small, small world George, and you're fired"
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