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    A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?"

    "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!"

    She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.

    She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.
  • Natural Childbirth A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother...
  • Jumping a Red Light In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light...
  • Funeral Service A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket...
  • It's a Small World! George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them...
  • Cheating Wife! A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who's this?" "This is the maid...