• At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

    "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

    The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.

    "Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

    The witness still did not respond.

    Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

    "Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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    Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
    Teacher: "What do you mean...
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  • Jumping a Red Light In the traffic court a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light...
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