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    A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

    He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.

    A farmer replied, "Banta's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."

    "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

    "Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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