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    A sailor came home from a secret two year mission at sea only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

    "Was it my friend Joe ", he demanded.

    "No !" his weeping wife replied.

    "Was it my friend Bob then?" he asked.

    "NO !!!" she said even more upset.

    "Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

    "Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.
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