|Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.|
Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
After a while, when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
Santa enquires, "Banta! What the heck`s going on? Why are you so scared? I was enjoying my ride down there."
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you have got a *driver.*"