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    Santa at Magic Door
    Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one Saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

    Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.

    They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?

    Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits.

    Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."
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