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    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
    "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.
    "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."
    Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He`s been saying things I`ve never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You`ve got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
    "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"
    "Please don`t make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I`m so embarrassed! They`re just too awful! You`ve got to come get me and take me home... please mama!"
    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
    Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mama...words like dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
  • The double-decker... Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
    Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
    After a while, when the rush was...
  • Chinese kid... Chinese kid... Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
    He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
    He fills data in the form...
  • Train to Ludhiana ! Santa and Banta are in a railway station.
    Santa asks the clerk: 'Can I take this train...
  • Santa losing weight? The doctor told Santa that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.
    At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost...
  • Hot and Cold... Hot and Cold... Santa goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a...