|Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face.|
"I’ll never understand why the biggest shmucks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!"