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    Equal Privileges
    A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week.

    The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club and became very active.

    After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club complaining about the men, urinating on the golf course. Naturally, they just ignored the matter.

    After another 6 months, they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action.

    After due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal privileges!
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