Horse Keeping
    Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure.

    Banta thought that was too high and went to another farmer. His price was Rs 200 per day plus he would get to keep the manure.

    Then he went to Santa who asked just Rs 50 a day.

    Banta asked, "Don't you want to keep the manure?"

    Santa said, "At Rs 50 a day, there won't be any!"
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