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    Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal.
    The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method.
    The downside to this was that her husband spent so much time going into the fridge to look at the picture that he ended up gaining fifteen pounds!
  • Attractive wife? Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was...
  • Those four letter words... A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
    'Well, how was the honeymoon?' asked the mother.'Oh, mama,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...
  • Older Lovers... Grandpa and Grandma were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about 'the good old days'. Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, 'Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take...
  • The double-decker... Santa and Banta landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus.
    Santa somehow managed to get the seat below, but unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
    After a while, when the rush was...
  • Chinese kid... Chinese kid... Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.
    He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.
    He fills data in the form...