Complicated Breakfast Order

A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu, I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked that its runny, and one so over cooked that its tough and hard to eat.

"Id also like grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

Thats a complicated order sir, said the bewildered waiter. It might be quite difficult.

The guest replied sarcastically, It cant be that difficult because thats exactly what you brought me yesterday!

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