|A guest in a posh hotel comes down to breakfast and called over the head waiter and read from the menu, “I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked that it’s runny, and one so over cooked that it’s tough and hard to eat.|
"I’d also like grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."
That’s a complicated order sir”, said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”