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|A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Jeff proposed to me an hour ago...|
|A preacher went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not a...|
|A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the Devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recogni...|
|The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, sayi...|
|George was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place...|
|Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion...|
|Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure...|
|Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said...|
|A new supermarket opened in Orlando, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the so...|
|There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.....|
|A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The n...|
|Who said car names don't have meaning?|
|1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you`re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."|
|Since I was the first to arrive at our high-tech company one morning, I answered the telephone. When the caller asked for field engineering, I ex...|
|If you ever feel depressed in your life... open your mailbox...|
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans...
Girl: What happened?
Girl: No, say na what happened... You look sooooo.. sad...
|A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcoh...|