Different Vacations
    Billy and Joe were talking one afternoon. Billy tells Joe, "You know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation."

    He continues, "Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Eva got pregnant."

    "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Eva got pregnant again."

    "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Eva didn't get pregnant again."

    Joe asks Billy, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

    Billy says, "This year I'm taking Eva with me."
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