• Cowboy Sex

    Cowboy Sex
    The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

    As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

    The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ...so I did.

    Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '

    "And here I am."
  • Personal Question

    A shy, drunken, innocent young man walked up to a beautiful young blonde in a pub and said, "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"

    "Yes I do," replied the beautiful blonde, "But go ahead, as I'm sure you're going to ask me anyway."

    "OK," said the shy, drunken, innocent young man, "How many men have you slept with?"

    "That's my business!" snapped the blonde.

    "Oh, right!" said the bloke, "I didn't realize you made a living out of it!
  • Milk Bath

    Milk Bath
    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

    The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

    The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it in my eyes."
  • Warm balls!

    Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends.
    "It's funny," says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick."
    "You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."
    They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"
    "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"
    "You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."
    She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner. "Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?"
    "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.
    "What on earth for?" the second blonde asks.
    "I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."