|A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out.|
A policeman approaches her and says, "Madam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out."
She looks down and says, "Oh my God, I left the baby on the bus again!"
|A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with her car. |
Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse.
She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.
When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it s Sunday night and my car broke down! I don t know what to do! Can I stay here for the night until tomorrow when I can get some help?" "Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don t want you messin with my sons, Jed and Luke." She looks through the screen door and sees two husky young men standing behind the farmer.
She judges them to be in their early twenties.
"Okay," she says.
After they have gone to bed for the night, the woman begins to get a little excited thinking about the two husky boys in the room next to her.
So she quietly goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?" They say, "Huh?" She says, "The only thing is, I don t want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these." She puts condoms on the boys and the three of them make love all night long.
Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth.
Jed says, "Luke? You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?" "Yeah," says Luke, "I remember." "Well, do you care any more if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed. "Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not." "Me, neither," says Jed, "Let s take these things off."